02-20-05: The Old Lion Roars

The Old Lion Roars
by Dr. M. Sidney Wallace

On a January Tuesday, Senator Ted Kennedy spoke words straight from the heart of the new Democrat's Party. He spoke with passion and true convictions just as Senator Robert Byrd had done a half a century earlier at numerous KKK rallies. He said, "Neo-Democrats need to start talking about their lack of values and ideals, and not let George Bush and the Republicans lead the way with their morals and principles."

Senator Kennedy is absolutely correct.

Neo-Democrats need to stand up and tell everyone where they stand. They need to stress the fact that the New Democrat Party has no morals or principles to inhibit their objectives. They need to stress how much the United States will gain by being known as a nation where:

* A Christian God has out lived his usefulness.

* The Constitution of the United States is a document that has long out lived its time, and the nation should have forward thinking lawmakers on the court benches and not representatives of the people in Congress making the laws.

* Neo-Democrats and the governmental bureaucracy knows what is best for individuals and therefore should not be disputed in their plans and policies.

* Public schools should teach very young children, even Pre-K, about sex and condoms so that they will be ready when the moment pops up.

* Homosexuals should be eagerly encouraged and supported in every household.

* Sex between any two or more individuals should be eagerly accepted throughout our society no mater the individual's age, relationship, or mental condition.

* The nation's educational institutions should teach conformity and harmony at all cost. Individuals that do not conform to governmental ideals should be criticized, ridiculed and in some way penalized until they start thinking correctly.

* Only science that conforms to a no industrial growth philosophy in the United States should be accepted. Archaic laws of chemistry and physics that do not support the party's agenda should be discarded.

* The United States should disband its armed forces so that other nations will not feel threatened. The people of the United States need to learn to accept small temper tantrums like 9/11 because, after all, the United States' moral superiority is what is causing them.

* The United States should share each individual's earnings with the "leaders" of third world countries like North Korea, Sudan, Iran, Rwanda and France.

* The United States needs to stop investigating and criticizing the United Nations; after all, it is the only place left where creative financing can be accomplished without intervention.

* The citizens of the United States must realize that raising income taxes on the upper class (those earning in excess of $12,000 each year) is the only option left.

While Senator Kennedy did not specifically mention his one true ideal for the future, one could see deep into his soul and know what he really wanted was for General Motors to bring back the "Oldsmobile" with enough installed floatation devices to allow future models to be able to traverse rivers and streams without sinking.

It did my heart good to hear at least one Neo-Democrat willing to stand up for his non-values. The rest of the party should eagerly stand behind the Senator with the fortitude of his non-values. It is truly hoped that he continued to feel the same way when he dried out and woke up on Wednesday.